STYLE REFEREE

MARK RONSON - RED CARD - TROUSER MISJUDGEMENT

Harem plus-four hybrid evening stance disaster.

Being a modern ‘style icon’ can be tough. Mixing it up on the decks and in the wardrobe takes nerves. DJ, remixer and style enthusiast Ronson looses the badger hairdo and dresses for evening.

Ronson’s evening wear checklist: New neat quiff, check, buttoned up white shirt, check, black dress suit with hybrid shawl collar and plus four style cropped harem pants, check. And its all over...One can see even Mark realises this was a point that didn’t need making. For 'Rick Astley channelling Blackadder I at a dinner dance' he earns an early bath. Straight to red. Misses next three celebrity parties. (Shoes omitted on humanitarian grounds).

TS out in Marrakech, so posting is awful tricky.