STYLE REFEREE

KANYE WEST - RED CARD - AWARD-DO DENIM FELONY

Snow washed ruched  jeans/white blazer fusion taste violation.

This sending off might seem harsh when West is merely doing his evening thing. I applaud his crested dress slippers with DB off-white jacket, but have a proper look at his 'jeans'. Fully ruched from cuff to mid thigh, they appear to have drawstringed seams. (NB. He's keeping hold of the red cords to maintain that level of ruching). Remarkable. Now consider the denim itself is technically a sandblasted-distressed-snow affect. Those pants are channelling Jennifer Rush/Cher circa 1987. Who are they by, Lipsy? Most Albanian construction workers in the UK have a better grasp of the denim zeitgeist. I don't care who you're playing for or how stumpy your legs are Kanye, you've gotta walk for the Baltic State jeans. Straight to red. No appeal.

STUBBS OUT.