I am rather excited, it has to be said.  Holding it down, but it's hard. Feel like a cross between Thomas Crown and Charlie Croker. Truth is probably more like Alan Partridge channelling Frank Spencer, but internally it's all pretty chic right now.

Still not had a good coffee in NYC yet. That's bad. Listening to the bloke sat near me at breakfast talk to his employee, I can see why there are more American serial killers than in Great Britain. I am on so much better form than one week ago. Must have been double ill as this place feels great today. The weather is clearing. Leaving to meet my driver now.

STYLE&ERROR prize to first reader who can link Crown with Croker in one easy style move.


TS out.

P.S. This is the stance. Had to drop it, had to post it. Thom Sweeney, naturally.