STYLE REFEREE

ED WESTWICK - SENT OFF - AGGRAVATED URBAN FLIP-FLOP USAGE

For persistent, belligerent beach-ethic applied to city style, and general underdressing/fastening.

Referee rather busy this morning, so no time for pondering. Urban flip flops are a plain affront to stylish civilisation. It's a liberty thrusting your feet into public view in town, I don't care how pretty they are, pretty boy. Early bath, (probably a bubble one). Add to this offence overly slashed and overtly pedestrian check shirt plus pony pony logo chinos and the boy's walking for sure.  Joker.

TS.