ON NO ACCOUNTANT

Gotta bite the bullet and put a day of styled based accounting in. For you all debtors out there, am coming for ya. Meet my accountant. Note his closed collar stance. That's what I call closing a deal. Payment is required in thirty seconds of this invoice.

On an even more sombre level, my cleaner has filed for divorce. She's never coming back. She says we just grew apart. To be fair, she wasn't exactly a perfectionist, or any good at cleaning for that matter, but she was agreeable visually. Gonna put an advert in the lonely hearts column of Mr Muscle (that's cleaning products, not body-building) Weekly.

Normal service will be resumed tomorrow. Normal levels of housework, perhaps never.

TS.

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