HARD WIRED

Everything is pending. Pending deadlines, pictures, approvals, pitches, all that stuff. Mainly deadlines in fact. Nothing much going up today, except a suet ball, some seeds and an update on the squirrel war. At long last made it to my hardware shop on The Chatsworth yesterday. Got seeds, nuts and some new wire. Gonna hang the balls from wire making unassailable. Squirrel jokers, how do you like me now? If this doesn't work am going properly chemical. Fuck the Geneva Rodent convention.

The gold wire looks really good, doesn't it? I thought so. For more clever use of gold and other materials, see my GQ watch feature for October issue, out now rodent-haters.

TS.

PS. Message to all squirrels: Dont hate the pliers, hate the game.

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