McGREGOR IN LABYRINTH TRIBUTE GARB

YELLOW CARD FROM THE STYLE REFEREE

-Futuristic Highwayman stance featuring piss-poorly deployed accessorisation-

Might stop doing these as it goes as feels a trifle nit picky. But then again he does look a bit rubbish. I'll just get it over with. So he's got a metallic scarf tied like a Victorian gent (NB. Like that style of deployment, just not the scarf), in Ziggy silver, teamed with Tinie Tempah's coat. Then he's done a sort of rat pack 1/4 inch pocket square to sign it off. Double wrong. Three different languages. Should be a red. Sounds like nothing, but it's completely inconsistent and looks pony. I do hate saying this, in fact have changed my mind. Will leave the poor bloke alone. Again, it's the actors, they just can't dress themselves. It's all this pretending to be people. Need to start a sort of aid fund for them. You can see by the look on his face that he's well unhappy, poor, confused fella, he looks like he presenting the Crystal Maze. Sorry Ewan, name taken, you daft Scottish ha'porth.

Stubbs.