I watch the overfed squirrel hang upside-down, wilfully empty the last of the peanuts I've put out for the birds. The suet balls go straight away, no tit nor finch gets a sniff. I watch and I wait for the delivery of the hardware I ordered. My traps are coming. I wonder if things go to plan if my garden enemies have read the Rodent Geneva Convention and if they think it will help them. I plan to extradite the four parasitic bastards to The Lea Valley Nature reserve. If they're lucky. I could make an example of the first two I catch. Lets see how the mood takes me. I've taken down rodents this month already. After a while is no biggy at all. Estimated delivery day Friday 13th April.