If you are reading this message it's a sign: I never returned from the wedding. Send people to Chelsea forthwith. Meanwhile, buy yourself a copy of The Financial Times this weekend. The cover story of The How To Spunk It magazine is mine. It's all about Spencer Hart's luxury vault. Buy it, read it but first dispatch a rescue party to the Physic garden. Many thanks for your haste in advance. Stubbs out somewhere in the Metropolis.