This silk side track was a good twenty-five mins eked away fannying about on the 'Bay when on deadline last week. It's a vintage Pucci pocket square, you sartorial muthers.

Talking of Mothers, I once gave my one a Pucci scarf a year or two ago. She's not one for a malapropism (although I am), however she described it shortly after as her Emilio Puccini number. Sorry Mum, cheap shot, and its hard for you to answer back, but too daft not throw that one in.

Take is away Maria/Cho Cho...

Stubbs out.