Am metaphorically and literally between shows. Just need one day to find my seat/bearings/The Metropolis before am back at it in Milan for more menswear action. It certainly keeps one occupied. Keynsham in The West country meanwhile keeps one finding bewilderment.

They only have £5 notes in their cash machines with a limit of three issued per person. They do not sell pastries in their 'coffee shops', while 'Poundland' doesn't even sell pounds at all. In my day we had Fosters menswear and Keymarkets where I worked. What sort of god/retail-forsaken land is this become?

Stubbs is currently out of The Metropolis.