Morning Style Merchants. Went to visit Berluti's new shop/maison opening on Conduit last night. It was a big old luxury affair. Was sat next to Creative Director Alessandro Sartori. Would bang on at length about this and all sorts but am laying a patio with Artur & Albanians out in the back garden.

Parquet ceilings & leather patina walls. Whatever next, wooden shoes?

There's all sorts happening on style levels too, but now it seems they've revoked my skip a day early. Shower of Bastards, as my father Donald used to say. I loved that skip.

Stubbs out.